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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'How is the water prepared?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Needs more kale.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Tasty bird.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Woman planning dinner party.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

Guitar Slicer