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'Since I cooked, you do cleanup. OK?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'How is the water prepared?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Needs more kale.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

Woman planning dinner party.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

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