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Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"That's two tossed salads, one egg drop soup, and one pulled pork."

'Tasty.'

Now we know --- It's good for making toast, not good for heating up meatloaf!

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Waiter!"

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Balloon Man

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

The Cheese God

"Pepper spray?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

'Waiter, please bring that glass of water soon.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Conchiglie