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Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Tasty.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Waiter!"

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Balloon Man

The Cheese God

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Pepper spray?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'Waiter, please bring that glass of water soon.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Conchiglie