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Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Farm Humor.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Dog in casino.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Bird plucking a cello

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Scare Doe

Baby delivery

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"