Culinary Temptation Lover Pillows

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'