Culinary Student Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Tell them their pasta prima vera will be slightly delayed."

'What do I do now?'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"They're right. It does spoil the broth."

'Too much spice?'

"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

Dog hangs outside of a cooking school with a sign, 'Will Eat Your Homework.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

The perfect man

Surprised cook.

Jeff's not fast enough food outlet

National Dish.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Pizza school: 'Hey! I'm starting to get the hang of this. How are you doing?'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'My apologies for the delay - I'm afraid the microwave had broken so chef has to use the oven.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'I've been watching so many cookery shows I haven't had time to make your dinner.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."