Culinary Simplifiers T-Shirts

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Soup of the month.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"I see you decluttered."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

We find this model works better for us!

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

Pre-digested convenience foods.

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'We no longer serve trans-fats. Would you like some lettuce broth?'