Culinary Outsider Pillows

'So this is a kitchen!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Sauce for the Goose

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Before/After

Important Food Groups

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Holiday Supplies

I wish I'd had the review.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Italia tours