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"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Amy Winehouse

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Various snacks and drinks

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Whisk

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

"He's the big dog."