Culinary Kidder Gifts

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

Canape?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Full English Breakfast.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

In the DNA Kitchen

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Sweet surprise.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"