Culinary Flop Survivor T-Shirts

Show off your culinary resilience with t-shirts that celebrate the brave amateur chef in all of us, even when the recipe doesn't turn out as planned.

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"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"There's something wrong with your dinner." mockup

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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Is that pancake ready yet?

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'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...' mockup

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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'My hero!'

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm." mockup

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

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Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth. mockup

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

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"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?" mockup

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

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'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...' mockup

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

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"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton." mockup

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

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'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!' mockup

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

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'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!' mockup

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

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'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!' mockup

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

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'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?' mockup

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food." mockup

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

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"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such." mockup

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

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"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it." mockup

"There's been an accident in the kitchen." "I know, I've just eaten it."

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"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook." mockup

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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"Okay, let's eat."

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Murphy's Slaw.

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"Apparently after your fifth bout of food poisoning they suggest you take one home."

"Apparently after your fifth bout of food poisoning they suggest you take one home." mockup

"Apparently after your fifth bout of food poisoning they suggest you take one home."

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'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!' mockup

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

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'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?' mockup

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

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"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place." mockup

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

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'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?' mockup

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

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'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.' mockup

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

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'Let's sit in front of the fire.' mockup

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

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'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!' mockup

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

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Culinary Flop Survivor T-Shirts Collection

Culinary Flop Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for culinary flop survivors, perfect for starting each kitchen experiment with a smile.

Culinary Flop Survivor Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and comfort, celebrating the brave culinary adventurers and their lovable mishaps.

Culinary Flop Survivor Prints

Browse our decorative prints showcasing the joy and chaos of cooking, ideal for any culinary fan who loves a good laugh.