Culinary Expert Pillows

Mediterranean Martini

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'A sandwich?'

Gordon Ramsey's Refrigerator

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

"I could of sworn there were only two, this morning!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Cereal Tasting.

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'The chef's speciality is his frogs legs.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

'It's an acquired taste!'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.