Culinary Escapist Prints

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I washed the dishes today, and I can't do a thing with them.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Hats and Food