Culinary Equestrian Mugs

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Too much cilantro

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Holiday Supplies

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Feast

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"What's happened to Quiche?"