Culinary Court Jester Prints

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Gigot de sept heures."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Justice 4 Ron

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Basketball.

"Another slander suit!"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'He's all eyes!'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"More helium."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'