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"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Origins of Everything

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'So this is a kitchen!'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

The New Ager

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"Applesauce is just mainstream baby food."

"Racing and training, that's all my dad talked about: we had nothing much in common..."

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now