Culinary Conflicted Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their kitchen or lounge area with our funny pillows. They feature playful designs capturing the essence of culinary conflicts and indecision with a cozy, witty flair.

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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The ecumenical dinner party.

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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'I had no idea would be a choice.' mockup

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

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Mayo-A-Mayo

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"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!" mockup

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill. mockup

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

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'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!' mockup

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

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"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?" mockup

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

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"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!" mockup

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

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"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?" mockup

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

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"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday." mockup

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

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'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.' mockup

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' 'So that's where it is.'

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'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.' mockup

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

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Restrooms.

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'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes... mockup

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

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Good grief! What did we order?!

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"I have mixed feelings about gluten" mockup

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

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"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left." mockup

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

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'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.' mockup

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'

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"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?" mockup

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

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'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.' mockup

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'

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"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option." mockup

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

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The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine. mockup

The old good cholesterol, bad cholesterol routine.

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"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad." mockup

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

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Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch mockup

Your supper was dinner and orginially lunch

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"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?" mockup

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

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'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.' mockup

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

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'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.' mockup

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

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"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut." mockup

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

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'I trust sir won't be whingeing and moaning all evening, about the food and service?'

'I trust sir won't be whingeing and moaning all evening, about the food and service?' mockup

'I trust sir won't be whingeing and moaning all evening, about the food and service?'

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Culinary Conflicted Pillows Collection

Culinary Conflicted Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for culinary enthusiasts—perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh over their indecisive tastes.

Culinary Conflicted Prints

Decorate with personality—browse our witty prints inspired by culinary conflicts to add a humorous touch to their kitchen or dining area.

Culinary Conflicted T-Shirts

Check out our playful T-shirts, crafted for those who embrace their culinary conflicts with humor and style—ideal for kitchen adventures or casual wear.