Culinary Confidence Booster Pillows

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Keep the econoimy moving

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Needs more kale.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You can do it!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"