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"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

French wine

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Important Food Groups

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Sauce for the Goose

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Our visit to the flan factory.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Thou Shalt Not!