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"You have arrived at your destination."

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

'C'mon get it straight.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

Hoxton map.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Alphabet soup

Lost

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"Pie chart"

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Desert island wind-turbine.