Culinary Avant-garde Lover Pillows

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Church Basement Foodie

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Therapy?'

'You made me jump.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

It's all gravy.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Out and In.

'We need more cake shows!'

Salvador Deli

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair