Culinary Arts Fan Pillows

'Can't you get it into your head you don't work on the Orient Express now !'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Children's Feast.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Filet minion

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

His New Grillfriend

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"