Cue-card Collector T-Shirts

'You know, it's very rude not to look somebody in the eye when you talk to them. What are you looking at anyway?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!