Cue-card Collector T-Shirts

'You know, it's very rude not to look somebody in the eye when you talk to them. What are you looking at anyway?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Card shark

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Greeting Cards

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Cards Galore.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards