Cucumber Connoisseur Mugs

"What ... oh my god ... what did she put in the sandwiches!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Slow food restaurant

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'