Cuckoo Clock Fan Gifts

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'