Cuckoo Clock Lover Gifts

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Clock Face Golf Set

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Freedom!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Clockwork Doll

Where have you been for the last hour!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

You are what you collect.

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Time change

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."

'How disgusting... ten-past-eight and your Grandfather's already off his face!'

Clockwork Revolving Door