Cuckoo Clock Connoisseur T-Shirts

Bird in cage has man as a cuckoo clock.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

NASA Hits Shuffle

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Clock Face Golf Set

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Freedom!

Where have you been for the last hour!

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Clockwork Doll

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

No Binge Watching

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

'I told you it would fit!'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

Time change

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

You are what you collect.