Cuckoo Clock Fanatic T-Shirts

You are what you collect.

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Alarmistclock

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Clock Face Golf Set

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Clockwork Doll

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Where have you been for the last hour!

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Time change

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'