Cuckoo Clock Connoisseur Pillows

Bird in cage has man as a cuckoo clock.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Clock Face Golf Set

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

Where have you been for the last hour!

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

You are what you collect.

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

Time change

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.