Cuckoo Clock Enthusiast Pillows

'Yep, he's a bird dog all right!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Alarmistclock

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Clock Face Golf Set

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Freedom!

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Where have you been for the last hour!

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

Time change