Cuckoo Clock Enthusiast Pillows

'Yep, he's a bird dog all right!'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Alarmistclock

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Clock Face Golf Set

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

No Binge Watching

Where have you been for the last hour!

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Clockwork Doll

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"