Cubism T-Shirts

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cubist Chicken

Picasso's brew period.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

The future Pablo Picasso about to be conceived

'Picasso'

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'

Cubist

Marie-Therese Walter

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

Picasso's Blue Period

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I call it cubicilism'

Breakfast surreal.

"Look, dear, it's that old gang of mine, right where I left them forty years ago."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"How was your day, dear?" "Average"

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

Paul Klee

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio