Cubism Prints

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

The making of "Nude Descending a Staircase"

Cubist Chicken

Picasso's brew period.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

The future Pablo Picasso about to be conceived

'Picasso'

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Francis Picabia

Cubist

The Worst Date Ever

Marie-Therese Walter

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

Picasso's Blue Period

"I think you've captured a likeness, Mr Picasso!"

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I call it cubicilism'

Breakfast surreal.

"Look, dear, it's that old gang of mine, right where I left them forty years ago."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"How was your day, dear?" "Average"

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

Paul Klee

Young Picasso at the Beach

Picasso: The Early Years

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."