Cubicle Decorators Pillows

Cuckoo bird in office.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"It is what it is."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.