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"Good. Now punch in your password."

Rage.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Human Recources Management

Do not think outside the box!

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"A watched file never loads..."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

"Whenever corporate culture fails, corporate nature takes over."

The Knockout.