"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."
Crystal Baller Mugs
Start their day with a splash of sparkle! Our crystal baller-themed mugs add a touch of grace and humor to any coffee or tea ritual, celebrating dance and creativity with every sip.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"
'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'
YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.
'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
Psychic car mechanics.
'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'
'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.
Hog Futures
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
Big Medium
"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'
'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'
"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."
'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'
'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'
"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."
"Just let me finish this episode."
"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
"Last dunk and then we need to do work."
"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."
'Fortune 500 Fortunes'
"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."
"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."
Crystal Baller Mugs Collection
Crystal Baller Pillows
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Crystal Baller Prints
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Crystal Baller T-Shirts
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