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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Quantum Psychic

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

You will go on a trip.

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Y2K compliance!'

If God was a programmer

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"That must be Java Man!"

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

He crash tests software.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'