Crystal Ball Explorer Prints

Farmers Fortune: "You should have about the same success as last year."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Windows or Mac?

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Ill next Thursday

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Nostradamus.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Hog Futures

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'