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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Quantum Psychic

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"That must be Java Man!"

'Y2K compliance!'

'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

If God was a programmer

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."