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Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Broken ankle.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'

"Whoopsy."

'How was your ski trip?'

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

Young Buffalo: 'Hello Mrs.Broadhouse,can Billy come out and Roam?'

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

Bandaged Mummy

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Broken Leg

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

'We also sell water for $200 a glass.'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

Schoolboy with broken leg.

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'Y'all come back soon, now, hear?'

"One trip down the birth canal??..I had bigger travel plans than that!!"

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'