Crushing Hard Mugs

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Asking out a palm reader.

I think you're ace

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Frog flirting.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Love linked

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

Romantic Graffiti

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Tunnel of Like.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

In Desperate Straits.

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"