Crush Chronicler Mugs

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I think you're ace

Asking out a palm reader.

Frog flirting.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Love linked

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Romantic Graffiti

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Tunnel of Like.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

In Desperate Straits.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

I can't smile without you...

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I just love a nice knight out."