Crush Mugs

Valentines Balloons

I find you very attractive.

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Do it!

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Valentine Hearts

In Desperate Straits.

'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

"I know we're different, but I felt sparks when we first met."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I don't think I like your tone of voice.'

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Narcissus goes courting'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Call me!

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Tortoise hiding as he gives a girl flowers.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Wow! She's hot!"

Falling in love on an escalator.

Say 'IT' with flowers.

You give me butterflies

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

Paper Bird