Crush Mugs

Valentines Balloons

I find you very attractive.

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

Do it!

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

In Desperate Straits.

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Valentine Hearts

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"I know we're different, but I felt sparks when we first met."

Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'I don't think I like your tone of voice.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

Say 'IT' with flowers.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Falling in love on an escalator.

'Narcissus goes courting'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Tortoise hiding as he gives a girl flowers.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'Your place or mine?'

"Wow! She's hot!"

You give me butterflies