Crunchy Leaf Lover Gifts

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Grass huggers.

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Leaf zone!

Watering the garden in the rain.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Dessert

The new fall content.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.