Cruising With Canines Pillows

'I think the Spanish G.P.S voice sounds sexy.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'See you in two weeks!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Lifesaver!

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Skiing at Sea

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Tom Cruise

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."