Crown Escapee Gifts

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Elevator/Open Range

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Butterfly businessman

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.