Crowdfunding Buff Pillows

"Don't worry about your bonuses - I've started a GoFundMe page."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

America's funniest investment scams

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Kick me

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Driverless tow truck.

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Campaign Trail

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Little Investment on the Praire

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.