Crowdfunding Buff Mugs

"Don't worry about your bonuses - I've started a GoFundMe page."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

America's funniest investment scams

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'You see Mum, I told you that if I can spin a web, I can do 3D-printing...'

Kick me

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Driverless tow truck.

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Campaign Trail

Little Investment on the Praire

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'