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Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

The Bus Stop.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'