Crowded Space Ace Pillows

Stout man on a crowded bus

Welcome to the Team

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Whack-a-molecule

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

The First Alien Contact

Chaironaut

Life Is Just A Game

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

"You're not even dressed?"

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'