Space Enhancer Pillows

"We need a bigger doghouse."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

The flies have landed.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'