Crossroads Philosopher Pillows

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The fate of the emigrant

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Failure - Success

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

Europe

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

The End.

Tourist Crossroad

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Ponderosa

Refresh Instagram your way to success

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Newspapers on the Commute

"Are those noodles?"

A cactus growing on an igloo